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The peskier the better

It is the right, and I believe the duty, of all who would call themselves good citizens, and most especially those of us who are curmudgeon-ly inclined to ask questions that are of a pesky nature. It is these heart of the matter, cut to the chase kind of questions that are often left unasked and or answered. Some of these you will have seen before. So, I am ... I am curious. Which countries would Jesus invade? Who would Jesus bomb? Which of your children would Jesus not educate? Whose civil rights would Jesus take away? How many forced labor camps would Jesus own? Who would Jesus torture? For what kind of information would Jesus decide that torture is appropriate? What would cause Jesus to invent water-boarding? Which Alter boys would Jesus fondle? For what reason would Jesus change the name of illegal kidnapping to Extraordinary Rendition? How many LBGT persons would Jesus beat to death? Whose insurance claim for injuries sustained from being raped would Jesus deny? Whose health care