It is the right, and I believe the duty, of all who would call themselves good citizens, and most especially those of us who are curmudgeon-ly inclined to ask questions that are of a pesky nature. It is these heart of the matter, cut to the chase kind of questions that are often left unasked and or answered. Some of these you will have seen before.
So, I am ...
I am curious.
Which countries would Jesus invade?
Who would Jesus bomb?
Which of your children would Jesus not educate?
Whose civil rights would Jesus take away?
How many forced labor camps would Jesus own?
Who would Jesus torture?
For what kind of information would Jesus decide that torture is appropriate?
What would cause Jesus to invent water-boarding?
Which Alter boys would Jesus fondle?
For what reason would Jesus change the name of illegal kidnapping to Extraordinary Rendition?
How many LBGT persons would Jesus beat to death?
Whose insurance claim for injuries sustained from being raped would Jesus deny?
Whose health care plan would Jesus cancel?
How many mentally ill homeless people would Jesus stomp, taze, or club to death?
Who would Jesus profile?
How would Jesus decide who looks illegal?
Whose identity or proof of citizenship papers would Jesus demand to see?
How much money would Jesus make from writing and performing songs that promote rape and violence towards women?
How many pet mutilation videos would Jesus post to You Tube?
Which companies that repeatedly pollute the environment on a global scale would Jesus accept campaign funding from?
Which of His disciples would Jesus decide is the most profitable to insure?
Which of His Apostles health care plan’s would Jesus cancel, citing lifestyle or domestic partner issues?
How would Jesus decide which of his followers health care plans were the most profitable to cancel?
Which so-called Christian nation should Jesus disown?
At the end of his life, after days of public beatings, he was murdered. Mutilated and horrifically disfigured in front of his mother and siblings, by the politically correct methods of his time. All of which was requested by, approved of, and endorsed by his own ethnic group.
In the end we are left with precious little of His actual teachings, but I think it is safe to say that He thought that what He taught, what He believed in, and the people He cared for most, us ubstensably, were all worth dying for.
So I ask you, which of His direct teachings would Jesus tell us we can disregard? And for what reasons?
~ An iPad message: be | a curmudgeon
So, I am ...
I am curious.
Which countries would Jesus invade?
Who would Jesus bomb?
Which of your children would Jesus not educate?
Whose civil rights would Jesus take away?
How many forced labor camps would Jesus own?
Who would Jesus torture?
For what kind of information would Jesus decide that torture is appropriate?
What would cause Jesus to invent water-boarding?
Which Alter boys would Jesus fondle?
For what reason would Jesus change the name of illegal kidnapping to Extraordinary Rendition?
How many LBGT persons would Jesus beat to death?
Whose insurance claim for injuries sustained from being raped would Jesus deny?
Whose health care plan would Jesus cancel?
How many mentally ill homeless people would Jesus stomp, taze, or club to death?
Who would Jesus profile?
How would Jesus decide who looks illegal?
Whose identity or proof of citizenship papers would Jesus demand to see?
How much money would Jesus make from writing and performing songs that promote rape and violence towards women?
How many pet mutilation videos would Jesus post to You Tube?
Which companies that repeatedly pollute the environment on a global scale would Jesus accept campaign funding from?
Which of His disciples would Jesus decide is the most profitable to insure?
Which of His Apostles health care plan’s would Jesus cancel, citing lifestyle or domestic partner issues?
How would Jesus decide which of his followers health care plans were the most profitable to cancel?
Which so-called Christian nation should Jesus disown?
At the end of his life, after days of public beatings, he was murdered. Mutilated and horrifically disfigured in front of his mother and siblings, by the politically correct methods of his time. All of which was requested by, approved of, and endorsed by his own ethnic group.
In the end we are left with precious little of His actual teachings, but I think it is safe to say that He thought that what He taught, what He believed in, and the people He cared for most, us ubstensably, were all worth dying for.
So I ask you, which of His direct teachings would Jesus tell us we can disregard? And for what reasons?
~ An iPad message: be | a curmudgeon
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